New Mexicans wishing him well might want to tie to
the dog days of summer the bizarre goings-on in the Bill Richardson camp -- but more likely it's the sheer length of the presidential campaign that's taking a momentary
toll on our famously indefatigable governor.
Half a year ago, in khakis and blazer, looking
cool and speaking the language of the common man, he was charming the socks off
a Nevada
organized-labor forum.
Since then, he's had few moments that good. After
so-so showings and missed opportunities in later appearances with Democrats
seeking their party's nomination, Richardson,
by his own admission, "screwed up" at last week's gay-rights forum by
blurting out that homosexuality is a "choice."
The booing was brief, if bitter; Richardson, after all, has a good gay-rights
record, the occasionally macho crack in Spanish or English to the contrary. But
in backing from that bit about choice, he was reduced to babbling in a
satellite-radio interview that "I'm for gays having relationships with
undocumented workers, and I've always felt that way."
His mind, clearly, was somewhere else. No
explanations, please.
Will such sappiness hurt him? Maybe not much --
for now, anyway. He's trailing, but gaining on, the three leading Democrats:
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards. His best chance for the
nomination is catching Edwards, which there's a chance he can do -- then hope
that the two front-runners falter, which isn't impossible.
If Bill becomes a threat to those three, they
could throw the gay-rights goofs at him. But in this era of glass-house
candidates, who's going to throw the first stone? Especially when Richardson is leading
polls as the most sincere -- and the least mean?
Back to Nevada,
where a Richardson campaign director out in Elko
was formerly a bookkeeper for a brothel -- albeit a legal one -- and is
presently on the lam from Los Angeles
on felony check-kiting charges.
As was the case with the occasionally bad
gubernatorial appointee, Bill lost little time getting rid of the guy. So in
spite of a few moments' embarrassment, the incident might highlight his
quick-resolution capabilities.
'Course, as was the case with some of his
fast-hired, fast-fired state officials, folks might wonder who's checking whose
backgrounds. What we're seeing lately is some mid-campaign slippage.
Some of it might be remedied during the many long
flights he takes by:
? Catching up on a bit of sleep, or at least
resting some of the time, and
? Using the rest of the time to focus on his next
appearance, and how to "stay on message" the entire time.
While he maintains his breakneck pace as national
candidate and state governor, Richardson must pay more attention to people he
pays to whisper in his ear: Bill, don't be so glib; try to look thoughtful, and
while you're at it, be actually thinking about how you're going to answer the
question at hand.
As one of our nation's leading
diplomats-without-portfolio, the governor surely mulls over every word he
exchanges with heads of state, many of them rogues of the slyest variety.
Life in the fast lane of presidential politics is
no less fraught with perils of slipping. More concentration, not more
off-the-cuff comments, is what he needs.